Thursday, February 23, 2012

Joke of the Day

I received this via email from my friend Mario and thought it was a good JOTD. Don't worry, if you're a fan of Pres. Barack Obama, you can substitute in your most unfavorite politician.

Obama visits a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers to answer some questions.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

" Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions:

First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?

Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?

Fourth, Why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. The teacher says they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time.. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Mikey," he responds.

"And what is your question, Mikey?"

"Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, What the heck happened to Walter?"


Mad Jack said...

That's HOT! I almost spilled my morning bourbon.

skeeter1107 said...

Thanks to Mario

Mike Shields said...

Too funny

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